Episode 131: Nudge the Bubble
In this episode: gnomes go flying, enthusiasms get used, Clerics get crumpled, kisses get thrown, 3 D8’s disappoint, and foreshadowing starts shadowing. It’s a real blast!
Episode 130: Take That, Posturepedic!
In this episode no one purposely sticks their face in an unknown and probably caustic substance. It’s a pretty good episode, definitely better than a stick in the eye or a lumpy mattress.
Episode 129: Murder is a Strong Word
In this mucky and slimy episode the party spends an exorbitant amount of time NOT being adventurous. Instead, they manage to spend most of their time berating a “support character.” They really need to work on their trust issues
Episode 128: Playgoblin
In this nauseating yet strangely erotic episode there are a lot of uncomfortable and unfortunate events. Along with condescending and aggressive behavior there is a red herring as well as some blatant foreshadowing. And spoiler alert, there is some puking.
Episode 127: Get In the F#@%ing Tube!
In this episode the party found time during their battle to, yet again, tackle a moral quandary.
Though no consensus was made, the party did unanimously agree on one thing. Quesnef is totally useless!
Episode 126: Let’s Go Get a Slice
In this episode Someone does experiments with animals. Someone tries to ruin a good plan. Someone does not bite the bullet. No one gets hypnotized by swirly whirlies, and no one gets any pizza
Episode 125 – Jake and the Cannonball
This episode will make you feel like dancing, while simultaneously inspiring you to turn a dark scary room into a sparkly disco night club, with a very good Poison song jamming in the background. Just like any DnD game.
Episode 123: The Crits Don’t Quit
In this episode we learn about the pros and cons of being on the clean up crew in a wizards lair. The pros being all the singing and dancing while the cons might include public humiliation, bodily injury and death.
Episode 122: Sitting On Destiny
In this episode the party finds a new friend along with some treasure. Cullen finds his destiny and Jake and Esmir have a special moment. We also learn the correct distance to stand away from your friend while they risk their life for you.
Episode 121: The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Sea Lion One
In this episode while the party gets literally grappled they also figuratively grapple with some perplexing topics. Can you jynx someone while you are dead? Can kissing your foe be a useful tactic? And, are conga lines really only for losers? Listen in to find out???
Episode 120: Getting in Line for Chad
This action packed episode should be called Sea Lions and Manticores and Giant Crayfish and Giant Scorpions, oh my! But it’s not a musical even though there is a lot of singing and a conga line.
Episode 119: It’s Just D&D Water
In this episode the night is calling, they have to go. The DM is hungry, he runs the show. He’s licking his lips, he’s ready to win. On the hunt tonight for love at first sting? Just take a listen, you will be rocked like a hurricane.
Episode 118: What Level Moron Are You?
In this episode the party reflects on the reality of spending time in a areas that are designed by super dorks with the sole purpose of killing you and wondering why the treasure is never in the first room.
Episode 117: The Kiss That Stopped the Rage
In this episode a lot of things would have been really cool if it were not for the stupid, stupid dice that have a special algorithm which is clearly designed to benefit the DM. Whatever…
Episode 116: Standard Attack Pattern Delta
In this episode we follow along on the maiden voyage of the SS Keraptis. So sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. The ship takes ground in a death trap room of an evil evil guy, with Esmerelda and Carrie too. The battle master and his blades. The Barbarian. The Cleric and the ranger Jade here in Keraptis’ tower.
Episode 115: SS Karaptis
In this episode, no genre is left unturned. It starts off like a Hollywood blockbuster, then quickly morphs into an 80’s action show. There is a long HGTV episode of “Let’s Build a Death Boat” followed by an homage to a 1960’s sitcom. Yup, something for everyone.
Episode 114: The Last Fun Thing We Do
In this episode we are not promoting the use of smokable herbs as performance enhancing substances. But if you are possibly doing the last fun thing you will ever do, it might be worth a shot. Or you can just use the laws of physics. Whatever…
Episode 113: Let’s Get Naked!
In this uncomfortable episode things get worse and worse by the second. Aforementioned singed body parts are brought up, for good reason. There is some nudity, brief strong language, and ghoulish violence. On the bright side, no one dies. (in one of the rounds).
Episode 112: Whatever…
In this trash compactor of an episode, we meet a mystical beast with an unfortunate name. Esmir’s paranoia rubs off on Cullen. The word sporran comes up, again. And the party realizes the stupidity of leaving your fate up to a die roll.
Episode 111: Tertiary Those Guys
In this cool episode, there is a little of everything: Naked wizards, startled donkeys, vomit, beer and pie, and some fierce negotiations at an Airbnb. There are no epic montages of readiness, but some new meat shields are made, oh wait, I mean friends.
Episode 110: Does This Spark Joy?
In this episode, there is a big reveal. But first, you will have to listen to some very important plot points. You will hear the Cliff Notes of the Floshin Manor, followed by Jake scolding Sir Isteval. Then you will join Esmir in the life changing experience of tidying up. Then finally, you will find out a little bit more about Cullen, and so will he.
Episode 109: Slash, No Good
In this first episode of season 5, Esmir wakes up on the wrong side of the cold hard cellar floor. She is cranky/ornery/disagreeable/irrational/sarcastic/rude/over all bad tempered.
There is also no buffet of any kind, let alone one with pickles and taters. On the bright side, there is no TPK, well at least not a real one….
Episode 108: Season Fourcap
In this episode, you will receive and electrum’s worth of a Season 4 recap. Listen in as the gang reminisces over their adventures. From Ninja assassins and their new apartment to a ruined day off and That Festival. Grab your potion of vengeance and get ready for season 5!
Episode 107: Half Gainer
In this epic season finale, our results driven DM goes above and beyond. He really exceeds expectations. He proves his ability to implement innovative strategies that drive his friends and his wife to the brink of death. Good thing he has his resume up to date.
Episode 106: Get In the Fray
In this episode we learn a lot of things. We learn about the least debilitating of debilitating effects. We learn about what type of guts are Esmir’s favorite type of guts. We also learn that there is a difference between praying and just asking a god for a favor. There is also a lot of fire and blood. 90
Episode 105: Tanks For Going First
In this episode we meet an evil Red Wizard. More importantly however, we debate the difference between a meat shield and a tank. Query how much more stuff Esmir can put in her bag of holding. And once again, find some loopholes in Jakes code of ethics.
Episode 104: Seems Like a Seam
This episode could be a good episode, could be a bad episode. Listening to it may or may not be a 100 percent waste. You should skip this episode if you suffer from Hydrophobia, or you just want to be a Debbie Downer.
Episode 103: Dolphin Floshin
In this episode our party delves into ethical topics such as informed consent, consequentialism, and atonement. Many arguments are made and questions unanswered. Like, is stealing always wrong? Is redemption always possible? And, why don’t bad guys ever practice tap dancing? Yup, things get pretty deep.